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Dan: You know the first time I held you, you were wearing white and you threw up.
Roseanne: That's not funny. You're grounded till menopause.
Darlene: Mine or yours?
Roseanne: Yeah well think about it. If you were a tornado would you want to come into this house?
DJ: What's a virgin?
Darlene: You in 40 years.
Roseanne: Boy she looks consipated.
Jackie: It's all those nuts.
Roseanne: Guilt is the many splendid things.
Jackie: Live in fear David.
David: I can live with that.
Dan: What happened to Jimmy? I liked Jimmy.
Darlene: So did Becky, until he dumped her.
Becky: He didn't dump me!
Darlene: Oh give it up, you hit the ground like a safe.
Roseanne: What's the worst that can happen? So the tornado picks up our house and slams it down in a better neighborhood.
Roseanne: "I'm not divorced, I'm not single, and I'm not lonely. What the hell do I need to exercise for? (cuts herself a big slice of cake)"
"I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on."
--Roseanne Conner, Roseanne
"I consider myself a pretty good judge of people and that's why I don't like none of them"
- Roseanne Conner (Roseanne)
Mark (drunk): Ya know Dan....yer okay. Dan the man. My man Dan the man Dan my man Dan. Uh...ok now you do one with my name.
Dan: Okay, how about this. Mark, Mark, you puke in my truck and I'll kill you.
